Rock Climbing Pick-Up Lines

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Your 101 Rock Climbing Pick-Up Lines

  1. If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you.
  2. Are you a difficult climber? because I enjoy a good challenge.
  3. Are you a solid rock? I want to get on top of you.
  4. Are you prepared to make your first ascent?
  5. Babe, I climb frequently because I know how to handle jugs.
  6. Have you ever fallen, babe? Tonight, you will be a genuine screamer.
  7. It’s time to cave into you, babe.
  8. When you’ve got my bolts, you don’t need any protection.
  9. You’ve got the best path for me, baby.
  10. Do you mind if I spank those beautiful slopers?
  11. Belay and relax?
  12. Belay before you belay.
  13. Before baes, belays.
  14. Relationships come first, then relationships.
  15. Can I use your rack to store my nuts?
  16. Can you hold my rope and give it a pull now and then when it becomes slack?
  17. Can you keep these nuts still for a second?
  18. Look at my nuts.
  19. Return to my house, and I’ll demonstrate the actual meaning of “plug and chug.”
  20. Could you please provide me with a catch? because I enjoy being on top.
  21. Could you please prompt me? I’d like to know how to get to your heart.
  22. Do you like to climb? Because I’d like you to get on me.
  23. Have you got a pocket mirror? I thought I saw myself going inside your trousers!
  24. Do you enjoy traditional roots? Because I earned mine the hard way.
  25. Do you mind if I run my rope below your path?
  26. Do you believe the jug is out of reach? I believe yours is precisely the appropriate height.
  27. Don’t limit your enthusiasm.
  28. Don’t worry, I’ve received top-rope certification.
  29. Have you ever done it on a portoledge?
  30. I’ll catch you every time you fall.
  31. Could you please excuse me? I think I’m in love with you.
  32. Gal, you’re stunning… may I take a picture of you climbing?
  33. Are you a 9c, girl? Because I can’t keep your curves.
  34. Is your harness double-backed, girl? Because I had to take a step back to get a better look at you.
  35. Stemming is her favorite method.
  36. Permit me to count those jugs for you.
  37. Hey, sweetie, let me know how I can onsight your rack!
  38. Hey, sweetie, you’re working that crack!
  39. Can I use your nuts or your rack?
  40. Hello there, I’ll allow you to top rope off my lead.
  41. Do you want to belay me, girl?
  42. Hey, I just noticed you look a lot like my future belay partner.
  43. Hey, do you come here often?
  44. Hey, how about you offer me some feedback on how I can onsight your rack?
  45. Hello, could you please show me your favorite crag?
  46. I could sleep all day in those jugs.
  47. I mostly climb classic routes, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.
  48. Babe, I have the dyno move.
  49. I have a tuber that you may use whenever you want.
  50. I’ve got an extra-large friend in my trousers!
  51. I hope you’re wearing your chalk bag because you’re making my palms sweat.
  52. I recently created a climbing gym in my jeans and would like to offer you a first ascent.
  53. I know I’ll have to be a little more boulder if I want to impress you.
  54. I appreciate how you pointed out that crack.
  55. I like your slopers; could you show me how to grasp them?
  56. I practically put my life in your hands.
  57. I play recklessly, and I can edge all night without protection.
  58. I noticed two nice-looking pebbles that I’d want you to pick up.
  59. I normally use protection, but I’ll make an exception this time.
  60. I’m not interested in your fondness for stones.
  61. I’m in love with you.
  62. I’m clinging to you.
  63. I wish I could jam that crack.
  64. Would you be my belayer if I told you I was falling hard?
  65. Would you flash me if I were a boulder problem?
  66. Would you climb a wall all night if I were a wall?
  67. I’ll have to make you my project if you play hard to get.
  68. I’ll show you my nuts if you show me your rack.
  69. I’ll betray you all night.
  70. I’ll be topping out on you all night.
  71. I’m an expert at hand-jams.
  72. I’m willing to put my fist through almost any crack, sweetie.
  73. Is it a mirror you have in your pocket? I envision myself going inside your jeans!
  74. Is that a stalagmite feature, or are you simply delighted to see me?
  75. Is that your restraining device, or are you just glad to see me?
  76. What is your favorite stemming technique?
  77. I’ve got everything you need to be a true mountain guy if you know what I mean.
  78. I’m just a climber seeking to belay.
  79. Keep me tight; I’m going to take a step back and massage the crack.
  80. Please allow me to heel hook your shoulder.
  81. Let’s take our slaying to the next level.
  82. Let’s get together.
  83. Looking to be befuddled?
  84. Could you please prompt me, Miss? Then I’ll know how to go to your heart.
  85. My nuts would be ideal for your crack.
  86. Do you require a detour?
  87. Very nice rack.
  88. Nothing gets me going like a long, hard rock and some tubers.
  89. A rock under the fingers is preferable to a rock on the finger.
  90. So, do you want to go rock climbing for a few hours and then screw?
  91. Some climbers thrive on soloing; I’d rather mess about with your rack.
  92. So… I have a wingspan of 6 feet.
  93. Spread your legs and put your trust in the rubber.
  94. You can count to eight, but can you follow through?
  95. What I appreciate about cracks is that the deeper you go, the better it feels.
  96. They don’t call me a tough guy for no reason.
  97. Those must be climbing trousers since I’d want to climb in them.
  98. Normally, I take the lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
  99. Do you want to get high and tied up?
  100. Do you want to heel hook my shoulders?
  101. Do you want to see my dangling belay?
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