Are you getting bored? Are your climbing buddies taking an eternity? Try out our amusing climbing 101 rock climbing pick-up lines and have some fun while you wait for your turn.
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Your 101 Rock Climbing Pick-Up Lines
- If you fall, I’ll be there to catch you.
- Are you a difficult climber? because I enjoy a good challenge.
- Are you a solid rock? I want to get on top of you.
- Are you prepared to make your first ascent?
- Babe, I climb frequently because I know how to handle jugs.
- Have you ever fallen, babe? Tonight, you will be a genuine screamer.
- It’s time to cave into you, babe.
- When you’ve got my bolts, you don’t need any protection.
- You’ve got the best path for me, baby.
- Do you mind if I spank those beautiful slopers?
- Belay and relax?
- Belay before you belay.
- Before baes, belays.
- Relationships come first, then relationships.
- Can I use your rack to store my nuts?
- Can you hold my rope and give it a pull now and then when it becomes slack?
- Can you keep these nuts still for a second?
- Look at my nuts.
- Return to my house, and I’ll demonstrate the actual meaning of “plug and chug.”
- Could you please provide me with a catch? because I enjoy being on top.
- Could you please prompt me? I’d like to know how to get to your heart.
- Do you like to climb? Because I’d like you to get on me.
- Have you got a pocket mirror? I thought I saw myself going inside your trousers!
- Do you enjoy traditional roots? Because I earned mine the hard way.
- Do you mind if I run my rope below your path?
- Do you believe the jug is out of reach? I believe yours is precisely the appropriate height.
- Don’t limit your enthusiasm.
- Don’t worry, I’ve received top-rope certification.
- Have you ever done it on a portoledge?
- I’ll catch you every time you fall.
- Could you please excuse me? I think I’m in love with you.
- Gal, you’re stunning… may I take a picture of you climbing?
- Are you a 9c, girl? Because I can’t keep your curves.
- Is your harness double-backed, girl? Because I had to take a step back to get a better look at you.
- Stemming is her favorite method.
- Permit me to count those jugs for you.
- Hey, sweetie, let me know how I can onsight your rack!
- Hey, sweetie, you’re working that crack!
- Can I use your nuts or your rack?
- Hello there, I’ll allow you to top rope off my lead.
- Do you want to belay me, girl?
- Hey, I just noticed you look a lot like my future belay partner.
- Hey, do you come here often?
- Hey, how about you offer me some feedback on how I can onsight your rack?
- Hello, could you please show me your favorite crag?
- I could sleep all day in those jugs.
- I mostly climb classic routes, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.
- Babe, I have the dyno move.
- I have a tuber that you may use whenever you want.
- I’ve got an extra-large friend in my trousers!
- I hope you’re wearing your chalk bag because you’re making my palms sweat.
- I recently created a climbing gym in my jeans and would like to offer you a first ascent.
- I know I’ll have to be a little more boulder if I want to impress you.
- I appreciate how you pointed out that crack.
- I like your slopers; could you show me how to grasp them?
- I practically put my life in your hands.
- I play recklessly, and I can edge all night without protection.
- I noticed two nice-looking pebbles that I’d want you to pick up.
- I normally use protection, but I’ll make an exception this time.
- I’m not interested in your fondness for stones.
- I’m in love with you.
- I’m clinging to you.
- I wish I could jam that crack.
- Would you be my belayer if I told you I was falling hard?
- Would you flash me if I were a boulder problem?
- Would you climb a wall all night if I were a wall?
- I’ll have to make you my project if you play hard to get.
- I’ll show you my nuts if you show me your rack.
- I’ll betray you all night.
- I’ll be topping out on you all night.
- I’m an expert at hand-jams.
- I’m willing to put my fist through almost any crack, sweetie.
- Is it a mirror you have in your pocket? I envision myself going inside your jeans!
- Is that a stalagmite feature, or are you simply delighted to see me?
- Is that your restraining device, or are you just glad to see me?
- What is your favorite stemming technique?
- I’ve got everything you need to be a true mountain guy if you know what I mean.
- I’m just a climber seeking to belay.
- Keep me tight; I’m going to take a step back and massage the crack.
- Please allow me to heel hook your shoulder.
- Let’s take our slaying to the next level.
- Let’s get together.
- Looking to be befuddled?
- Could you please prompt me, Miss? Then I’ll know how to go to your heart.
- My nuts would be ideal for your crack.
- Do you require a detour?
- Very nice rack.
- Nothing gets me going like a long, hard rock and some tubers.
- A rock under the fingers is preferable to a rock on the finger.
- So, do you want to go rock climbing for a few hours and then screw?
- Some climbers thrive on soloing; I’d rather mess about with your rack.
- So… I have a wingspan of 6 feet.
- Spread your legs and put your trust in the rubber.
- You can count to eight, but can you follow through?
- What I appreciate about cracks is that the deeper you go, the better it feels.
- They don’t call me a tough guy for no reason.
- Those must be climbing trousers since I’d want to climb in them.
- Normally, I take the lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
- Do you want to get high and tied up?
- Do you want to heel hook my shoulders?
- Do you want to see my dangling belay?